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Dystopia Got You Down? Try Dissociating! Unisex Hoodie

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If the modern hellscape is bumming you out, try mentally leaving your body, the ultimate self help solution! When despair is at its peak and the mental health world falls short you can tamp down your dread with good old fashioned dissociation. This funny psychology shirt makes a great gift for cynical friends with an appreciation for dark humor. With a 1970s influenced design aesthetic, this self care shirt suggests dissociating as a coping tool for today's dystopia.

Shirt Info:

  • Cotton/Poly Blend
  • 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
  • Unisex Fit
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve